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I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a ..
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"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.
I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out
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Displaying the dedication that only Asian people would ever show to certain tasks that white people would give up on.
Me: Look at that ..