Porn Christmas

What is Porn Christmas?

1.

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"

"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

See porn, christmas, download, masterbate, new

20

Random Words:

Rusty Cripple Crank

1. Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis. "That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty c..

Overstake

1. an extremely PALE unattractive person She looks like an overstake! See overstake, pale, unattractive, skank..

Ooflagen

1. (interjection) 1. a word created by Mr. Jamison making fun of a dutch speaking dog. 2. The trademark word of Jamison. 3. OOFLAGEN. Langu..