Porn Christmas

What is Porn Christmas?


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The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"

"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

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