What is Porn Coffie?
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The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.
"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."
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