Porncentrate

What is Porncentrate?


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When viewing porn, you are oblivious to anything going on around you.

Dude, I've been calling you for 30 minutes, why didn't you pick up the phone?

Sorry man, I shut my phone off so I can porncentrate.

See porn, concentrate, oblivious, sex


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