What is Pornograph?
1.
What you use to watch pornography.
I tried to watch pornography, but I couldn't find my pornograph.
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A device used to measure the level of "pornography" in the room, determined by level of cheesy discourse, the nakedness of the people in the room, and sexual innuendo.
My
pornograph only hit 3.3 on the scale when I was making sex puns with cheesy lines. Apparently they weren't good enough...
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A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped ..
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When you play music in your car so loud that it shakes the mirrors.
I was tub thumpping down the street.
See tub, thump, rockin, thump..
