What is Pornograph?
1.
What you use to watch pornography.
I tried to watch pornography, but I couldn't find my pornograph.
2.
A device used to measure the level of "pornography" in the room, determined by level of cheesy discourse, the nakedness of the people in the room, and sexual innuendo.
My
pornograph only hit 3.3 on the scale when I was making sex puns with cheesy lines. Apparently they weren't good enough...
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