Pornputer

What is Pornputer?

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A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.

This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!

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