Portajohn Edit Meaning

1. The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile ph..

1. when you vomit so violently that you shit yourself aaw fuck man, i'm gonna yuurl! i don't know which end to point at the toil..

1. A hot Asian girl that locks you in by just looking at you with her mysterious eyes. An Asian girl of great beauty. A fine Asian freak. ..