Portajohn Edit Meaning

1. A female so ugly that it could only come from the furthest, deepest, darkest area of the sea. Glad to see that you scored with it came ..

1. She was a perky portuguese hollywood actress and singer who made fruits look atractive on her head. There will never be no one like Car..

1. The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock. Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angu..