Portchester

What is Portchester?


1.

a classy place in between southampton and portsmouth cleasrly it is nearer portmouth through . Mainly people from there support pompey . Great people live there like me hahaa. and Charley Roberts and Trina gunner yeah there great. Tasha lee aswell!!

guy1: have u been 2 portchy (portchester)

girl: nah , I want 2 through

guy1: go thne duh!

See portchester, pompey, fareham

2.

Portchester is located near Pompey.Portchester is so full of some great people like Charley Roberts who you can find in her spare time in portsmouth. They school everyone goes to is Portchester Community School which is pretty arverage but could do with some improving. Half the people in Portchey a sluts and barbies. The great people In Portchey are the ones who are themselfs . We all like having a laugh and getting pissed lol.

Have u met Charley shes the greatest ? no put have you met Tara shes the kindest ? Both Portchester girls .

See pompey, portsmouth, scum


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