Portie Edit Meaning

1. in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell y..

1. A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust. Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarp..

1. The family (party of 3) who failed to show up at a restaurant. No one seemed to give a shit. Right now the Dufrenes are locked in some..