Portland Bored

What is Portland Bored?


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a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

See portland, bored, sucks, lame, yawn


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