Portugese Car Barn

What is Portugese Car Barn?


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When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

See gooch, duckbutter, steeze, half ply


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