What is Portugese Car Barn?
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When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my
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Rolling On The Floor Lauging And Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLAPIMP! That movie was fucking hilarious!!
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..