What is Portuguese Brunch?
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Follow Portuguese Breakfast instructions, but after frying the eggs in the pan, let cool on the windowsill like apple pie, and then dish out the cooled scrambled eggs back in the woman's vagina, have sex with her while she remains in this position, and then have her pour the hot contents onto a plate and voila, a Portuguese Brunch.
Portuguese Brunch, like scrambling eggs in a pan, but instead of a whisk, just screw her.
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