What is Ritchie?
1.
A gesture of extreme affection. It is in the form of a kiss. Short kiss where both participants open thier mouths in a smile after the kiss has been exicuted.
The little boy in the red shirt in the Ritchie's IGA ad
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2.
an adjective for the coolest person alive. but they aren't as cool as a
Jake: you know kyle
Peter: yeah hes such a fraiger
Brian: you don't even know what that means!!!!
Peter: yeah i dooooo!!!!!
Jake: kyles not a fraiger hes a Ritchie
Peter: oh yeah... i thought you were talking about Brian.
Jake: oh yeah hes a fraiger
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3.
Any measurement defined by the width of three fingers.
Most commonly used as a measurement for the amount of alcohol for one to consume, but is also a lesser known medical term.
1. How much of that beer are you going to
scull if you get this wrong?
...I'll put a ritchie on it
2. The doctor used a ritchie to check for inflammation
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4.
1.a fat man who masturbates at the thought of him self
2. someone who has no dick
3. someone who has a fetish for feet
4. the biggest dooshe in the universe
omg he is the biggest ritchie i have ever seen
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