What is Portuguese Golden Paddle?

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A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.

"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"

See portugese
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