What is Portuguese Golden Paddle?
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A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
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An actual mess or messy situation that interrupts and offends the senses.
What's all this challahbalushk!?
What a bunch of challa..
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Comes from Hebrewes either as a truth tester,truth indicator,or a convincing method.
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