What is Portuguese Golden Paddle?
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A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
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To knock on someones door and then to run away before they see who it is.
I wish those damn kids would stop niggerknocking on my door.
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Incest. See also bedroom sports.
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when one has an oversized mark of poop in their undergarments. for the simpletons....
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