What is Portuguese Hot Plate?
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The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.
Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.
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The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.
Bruce's Ti..
