Portuguese Hot Plate

What is Portuguese Hot Plate?


1.

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

See hot plate, shit, saran wrap, steamer


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