Portuguese Sideburns

What is Portuguese Sideburns?


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When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.

Oh man, every single chick over there has Portuguese sideburns. What are we at an Elvis convention?

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