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After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.
After we had sex, Heather sang..
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To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a lapt..
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MALE EJACULATION OR MAN MUSTARD
HE SPRAYED GUY AU JUS ALL OVER MY FRENCH DIP.
See man mustard, sperm, jizz, twat sauce..