What is Post-coitus Purple Porpoise?


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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.

Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

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