Powerpoint Edit Meaning

1.

A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.

This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippitand strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.

It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.

Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.

Bastard.

Person: Instead of doing real technical work, I spent all day making powerpoint slides out of my results, only to have the software freeze my computer after a few hours.

See microsoft, office, computer, slides

2.

A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.

Wow! He memorized the entire text! The PowerPoint was for OUR benefit, not his!

See slideshow

3.

A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.

That douchebag just made a powerpoint on Saturn because he has no brain.

See wikipedia, saturn, douchebag, no brain, projects