Pre-collision Dance

What is Pre-collision Dance?


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The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.

Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!

See collision, walking, hit, collide, move


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