Preemptor

What is Preemptor?

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

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Offendified

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2li

1. A two liter bottle, usually soda. I grabbed a 2li of Diet Coke..

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