What is Premature Celebration?


1.

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

See birthday-shift, party, celebration, schedule


24

Random Words:

1. The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself ..
1. (Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".) Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival a..
1. VOTE!! FOR WHO? WHOEVER WINS WILL SCREW IT UP ANYWAYS. NOT VOTING FOR A NEW ASSHOLE...