What is Premature Celebration?
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Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
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