What is Premature Congratulator?


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Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

See jinx, self-control, big mouth


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