What is Premature Congratulator?
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Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
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After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.
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