Premature Congratulator

What is Premature Congratulator?

1.

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

See jinx, self-control, big mouth

75

Random Words:

Jammaries

1. The two organs of the female reproductive system responsible for producing Grape Jelly. "Why does you tampon smell like a PB&J..

Zebitch

1. A woman who was raped by a gay man. Usually a man she hates/is disgusted by. Yeah, she's zebitch 2. Any person raped by Zeb Th..

Quickpick

1. Verb To pick orifice(s) in a fast matter. Noun The action of picking ofrice(s) in a fast matter. EX. 1 John: Yo man! Did you just see..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free