Premature Joculation

What is Premature Joculation?


1.

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.

See count, chickens, before, they, hatch


47

Random Words:

1. An ancient device used by Abraham Fuhrer to hide shekels. The device would be placed on the head with the shekels hidden safely undernea..
1. In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason. Man ..
1. 1. a little while zit-like thing on the vagina or penis after a good clean shaving. 2. A bald headed homosexual who gets it in the poop..