What is Premeditated Infirmary?
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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what
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*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
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mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gul..
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A man who only dates (in the hopes of marrying) a rich woman.
Ashton Kuchar is a reverse golddigger.
See manwhore, manslut..
