What is Premeditated Infirmary?
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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what
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*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
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To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.
dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night
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A person who believes in global warmism, population bombs, endangered spices (sic), or other eco-freako superstitions.
A person who be..