What is Premeditated Infirmary?
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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what
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*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
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derived from late late Mox-osis, It means frabalabadingdong.
Its Time to fridgeurtidgeurbit.
Have you seen his fridgeurtidgeurbit?
I ..
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To courageously spit water at someone who is laughing, cackling, or guffawing at you.
If you don't stop laughing at me, I'll ..