What is Premeditated Infirmary?
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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what
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*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
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Or UFL, a fugly, fatso and nutso girl without boyfriend, navel or a normal bra. Her only ability is to try to do a diet. Nobody give sex..
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A large (definately considered obese) human being of African descent.
Damn, dawg! Check out that Niggapotomous goin' to that Chine..
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When someone purchases an Iphone and becomes completely obsessed with it. They orient their life around the Iphone.
Owner may also slee..
