Presley

What is Presley?

When one gets on all fours and is spanked with a ruler.

Damn after that Presley, that dudes ass is gonna be red for weeks!

See spanked, ruler, doggie, bum

Rat Mattress

1. A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.) Let's shame this drunken man and stick a ra..

Jfu

1. Short version of "just for you". Used by thugs and emo kids alike. Alex: I made this JFU! Kristyna: Aww no way! JFM?! Alex:..

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

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