Pretend Birthday

What is Pretend Birthday?


1.

pretending it is your birthdaywhen actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?

Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..

Girl 1:oh, am i invited?

Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday

Boy 2:ight, brb

See birthday, pretend, alice in wonderland, lie, birthday cake

1.

pretending it is your birthdaywhen actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?

Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..

Girl 1:oh, am i invited?

Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday

Boy 2:ight, brb

See birthday, pretend, alice in wonderland, lie, birthday cake


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