What is Primordial Man?
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A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
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A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
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