Pristine Christine

What is Pristine Christine?


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A lady's pantry which is patently pure and as crispas an unopened Xmaspresent.

Priscilla paints her PRISTINE CHRISTINE with Listerine. Her reasoning is that if the mouth-wash keeps her GUMS fresh, it will have a similar effect on her GUSSETand gristle.

See carnal knowledge, ignorance, maiden, misinformedness, dental, health, in the pink, hirsute, halitosis, bocca, bad breath, raisin, reason, wrong, well-meaning, the american way, Persson

1.

A lady's pantry which is patently pure and as crispas an unopened Xmaspresent.

Priscilla paints her PRISTINE CHRISTINE with Listerine. Her reasoning is that if the mouth-wash keeps her GUMS fresh, it will have a similar effect on her GUSSETand gristle.

See carnal knowledge, ignorance, maiden, misinformedness, dental, health, in the pink, hirsute, halitosis, bocca, bad breath, raisin, reason, wrong, well-meaning, the american way, Persson


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