Private

What is Private?


1.

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"

Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

See dick, vagina, pussy, mound, cunt, wood, wee wee, coochie, weiner, member

2.

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.

PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.

SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

See Mike Jones

3.

private is something that is not public

A Private School is a Fee Paying School

The middle and upper classes usually send their childrento a Private School.

See money, rank, wealth

4.

Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.

"Thats Private Information"

"Private Bob!"

See private

5.

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

How's it going boss?

Leave me alone private.

See colonel, major, sergeant, lieutenant, crotch

6.

Not for you to effing touch.

it's MINE.

this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.

See private, not, yours, mine, go, away

7.

An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.

Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!

Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.

Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =]

See u.s., army, marine corps, jrotc, rotc, private

1.

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"

Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

See dick, vagina, pussy, mound, cunt, wood, wee wee, coochie, weiner, member

2.

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.

PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.

SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

See Mike Jones

3.

private is something that is not public

A Private School is a Fee Paying School

The middle and upper classes usually send their childrento a Private School.

See money, rank, wealth

4.

Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.

"Thats Private Information"

"Private Bob!"

See private

5.

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

How's it going boss?

Leave me alone private.

See colonel, major, sergeant, lieutenant, crotch

6.

Not for you to effing touch.

it's MINE.

this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.

See private, not, yours, mine, go, away

7.

An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.

Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!

Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.

Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =]

See u.s., army, marine corps, jrotc, rotc, private


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