Privateer

What is Privateer?


1.

PANTRY PIRATE: a lusty BOCCANEER who plunders a lady's PRIVATE PROPERTY, often grabbing handfuls of bootyin the process.

"Well, mizzen me main-mast, swash me buckles and faroukh me!" exclaimed the astonished PRIVATEER, shaking droplets of salty spume from his trusty cutlass.

"Having boarded HMS Venus and raiding Lady Windermere's FANCY PANTRY in her private quarters below decks six times within the hour, I was surprised to hear her then murmur: 'Ah, my dear fellow, this is indeed quaite naice. Your vigorous delivery of Coleridge is most apt, eloquent and fulsome - pray, wend your way to WimborneSpa and marinate your Ancient Mariner one more time!'

"To gain myself a moment's respite before re-embarkation and further immersion, I sang her the first verse of an old sea-shanty:

'Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God, you should have seen us -

The figurehead was a lady in bed

And the mast was an elephant's penis.

" 'Aaaaaaaaah, yes!!!!!' she responded with enthusiasm. 'Continue, verse by verse, until I am totally Chaucered!' "

See old folks, fancy pants, urbanity, jolly roger, more a harbour than an arbour, banana boat, hardwood, mallard, long horn, long john silver, woodbine, buried treasure, x, pirates of the caribbean, master and commander, russell crowe, seamen, semen, Persson

2.

1. A goverment sponsered pirate, or mercenary

2. An armed ship, privately owned. Or, a member of it's crew.

3. A reference used to describe a well equiped, mobile, independent business operator with a healthy sense of self interest.

A privateer has hijacked my entire operation.

See business, pirate, mercenary, freelance, independent

3.

Despite its rather fagged out sounding name, real Privateers are basically sea going mercenaries. They were often hired during the Age of Enlightenment to escort merchants and to fight against the Spanish/French/English depending on who they were working for.

omg omg omg wtf hax, that stupid privateer pwned like 4 pirate ships he is teh n00b haxor!

4.

Nickname of the University of New Orleans. Yet the mascot is an alligator.

The University of New Orleans Privateers were one game away from being in the 2004 NCAA Basketball tournament.

5.

The best Stepmania player ever to grace the earth.

Holy shit did you see Privateer AAA Sonata Claro de Luna Mov.3? He's the best.

1.

PANTRY PIRATE: a lusty BOCCANEER who plunders a lady's PRIVATE PROPERTY, often grabbing handfuls of bootyin the process.

"Well, mizzen me main-mast, swash me buckles and faroukh me!" exclaimed the astonished PRIVATEER, shaking droplets of salty spume from his trusty cutlass.

"Having boarded HMS Venus and raiding Lady Windermere's FANCY PANTRY in her private quarters below decks six times within the hour, I was surprised to hear her then murmur: 'Ah, my dear fellow, this is indeed quaite naice. Your vigorous delivery of Coleridge is most apt, eloquent and fulsome - pray, wend your way to WimborneSpa and marinate your Ancient Mariner one more time!'

"To gain myself a moment's respite before re-embarkation and further immersion, I sang her the first verse of an old sea-shanty:

'Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God, you should have seen us -

The figurehead was a lady in bed

And the mast was an elephant's penis.

" 'Aaaaaaaaah, yes!!!!!' she responded with enthusiasm. 'Continue, verse by verse, until I am totally Chaucered!' "

See old folks, fancy pants, urbanity, jolly roger, more a harbour than an arbour, banana boat, hardwood, mallard, long horn, long john silver, woodbine, buried treasure, x, pirates of the caribbean, master and commander, russell crowe, seamen, semen, Persson

2.

1. A goverment sponsered pirate, or mercenary

2. An armed ship, privately owned. Or, a member of it's crew.

3. A reference used to describe a well equiped, mobile, independent business operator with a healthy sense of self interest.

A privateer has hijacked my entire operation.

See business, pirate, mercenary, freelance, independent

3.

Despite its rather fagged out sounding name, real Privateers are basically sea going mercenaries. They were often hired during the Age of Enlightenment to escort merchants and to fight against the Spanish/French/English depending on who they were working for.

omg omg omg wtf hax, that stupid privateer pwned like 4 pirate ships he is teh n00b haxor!

4.

Nickname of the University of New Orleans. Yet the mascot is an alligator.

The University of New Orleans Privateers were one game away from being in the 2004 NCAA Basketball tournament.

5.

The best Stepmania player ever to grace the earth.

Holy shit did you see Privateer AAA Sonata Claro de Luna Mov.3? He's the best.


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