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When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up ..
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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
See blum..
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A girl who uses sunbeds too often but you would still gladly shag
"I know she stinks of sweat and oil of olay but the tangerine te..