Procrastinator Edit Meaning

1.

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

See loser, me, urban dictionary, lollipop, animal sex

2.

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

See carpe diem, procrastination, procrastinate, later, whatever

3.

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.

Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?

See Keri

4.

-a person who procrastinates to the point of being called an expert

-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato

an example of a procrastinator is a person who has his/her entrance exam for college four months from now and this is what he/ she does:

1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy

2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net

3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy

4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy

5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house

6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college

7. still stalks the asian person anyway

:D /

Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.

See couch potato, procrastinate, procrastinating, lazy

5.

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in

-also another word for slacker

i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!

See slacker, slack, procrastinate, stress

6.

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

See prude, dildos, lazy, loser, sob

1.

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

See loser, me, urban dictionary, lollipop, animal sex

2.

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

See carpe diem, procrastination, procrastinate, later, whatever

3.

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.

Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?

See Keri

4.

-a person who procrastinates to the point of being called an expert

-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato

an example of a procrastinator is a person who has his/her entrance exam for college four months from now and this is what he/ she does:

1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy

2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net

3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy

4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy

5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house

6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college

7. still stalks the asian person anyway

:D /

Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.

See couch potato, procrastinate, procrastinating, lazy

5.

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in

-also another word for slacker

i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!

See slacker, slack, procrastinate, stress

6.

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

See prude, dildos, lazy, loser, sob