Professional

What is Professional?


1.

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

See Kevin

2.

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

See Kevin

3.

1. Somebody who gets paid for what they do (as opposed to an amateur).

2. Somebody who works at a job that requires a decent amount of skill and knowledge. Examples: physician, carpenter, chef, engineer. Counter-examples: fast-food clerk, toll-booth attendant, marketing executive, politician, preacher.

3. A Yuppie. The term is used in this way only by Yuppies themselves.

Bob finally realized his dream of becoming a professional bowler.

35 year old white female professional seeks black male for bondage fantasies. Must be discreet.

See pro, profession, yuppie, job, skill

4.

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

See professional, vest, skank

5.

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'

In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'

~by the late Camoflage

6.

classy term for a blow job.

She gave him a professional in a public bathroom.

See blow job, oral sex, classy, orgasm, jizz

7.

A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.

See pro, everclear

1.

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

See Kevin

2.

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

See Kevin

3.

1. Somebody who gets paid for what they do (as opposed to an amateur).

2. Somebody who works at a job that requires a decent amount of skill and knowledge. Examples: physician, carpenter, chef, engineer. Counter-examples: fast-food clerk, toll-booth attendant, marketing executive, politician, preacher.

3. A Yuppie. The term is used in this way only by Yuppies themselves.

Bob finally realized his dream of becoming a professional bowler.

35 year old white female professional seeks black male for bondage fantasies. Must be discreet.

See pro, profession, yuppie, job, skill

4.

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

See professional, vest, skank

5.

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'

In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'

~by the late Camoflage

6.

classy term for a blow job.

She gave him a professional in a public bathroom.

See blow job, oral sex, classy, orgasm, jizz

7.

A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.

See pro, everclear


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