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A pathetic excuse for a bald, under emotionally developed man with mommy issues that normally dates busted chicks.When he actually gets ..
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When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
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While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat ..
