Promoter

What is Promoter?


1.

n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male

John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful

Sarah: oh please!

Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter

John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free

Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP

Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped

Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party

Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?

Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid

1.

n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male

John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful

Sarah: oh please!

Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter

John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free

Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP

Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped

Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party

Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?

Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid


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