What is Pudding Pants?
1.
n.
1. An individual who hides "his" sexuality; i.e., being gay and infatuating about little boys. You will find most "pudding pants" individuals wearing Boy Scout uniforms and pretending to educate the youth.
2. Leaking man juice into one’s pants upon the site of other men/boys.
a. Creating a pudding like substance in one’s own pants.
b. Ejaculating into one’s own pants while receiving an Eagle Scott badge of Honor.
While Rick visually undressed the new Cub Scouts (webelos), he had the familar and wonderful feeling of pudding pants.
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2.
Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
1.
n.
1. An individual who hides "his" sexuality; i.e., being gay and infatuating about little boys. You will find most "pudding pants" individuals wearing Boy Scout uniforms and pretending to educate the youth.
2. Leaking man juice into one’s pants upon the site of other men/boys.
a. Creating a pudding like substance in one’s own pants.
b. Ejaculating into one’s own pants while receiving an Eagle Scott badge of Honor.
While Rick visually undressed the new Cub Scouts (webelos), he had the familar and wonderful feeling of pudding pants.
See
2.
Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
