Pulled An Enron

What is Pulled An Enron?


1.

Completly making up numbers for the purposes of reporting on something in either a professional, scholarly or financial matter, either to save a lot of work, or for financial gain.

Steve:" don't you have a big poly sci project to work on?"

Bob: "shit dude, I pulled an enron on it. Like the professor actually knows about child labor in Uzbekistan."

Dave: "you're going to jail? Why?"

Jane: "I pulled an enron on my tax return. You know I don't really have twelve kids."

See greed, corporate, cheat, scum

1.

Completly making up numbers for the purposes of reporting on something in either a professional, scholarly or financial matter, either to save a lot of work, or for financial gain.

Steve:" don't you have a big poly sci project to work on?"

Bob: "shit dude, I pulled an enron on it. Like the professor actually knows about child labor in Uzbekistan."

Dave: "you're going to jail? Why?"

Jane: "I pulled an enron on my tax return. You know I don't really have twelve kids."

See greed, corporate, cheat, scum


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