What is Pulling A Jose?
1.
pulling a jose consists of two things.
1. jerking off to the point of ejaculation and "accidentally" giving oneself a facial; (cumming on ones face) resulting in pink eye.
2. putting on ones boxers backwards. the end result is one freaking out when one has to pee and one can not find the hole in which to take ones penis out to pee.
jose is the epitome of perfection. he is also the epitome of perversion. he has been known to be the bestest boyfriend ever, although, i wouldnt know. thats just what i heard on the street ;] he is Nicaraguan and hes a faggot. he likes to watch porn everyday and jerk off to my pictures. he loves to make love to a pikachu. he has the coolest mom in the world. shes 100000000000000 times better and cooler than he is, which is saying alot :]
he plays guitar like a faggot.
he likes it when you call him "boo-bee"
The End.
"brooooo. im pulling a jose! :|"
"dude, that guy TOTALLY pulled a jose"
"jose, stop being such a perv"
See
1.
pulling a jose consists of two things.
1. jerking off to the point of ejaculation and "accidentally" giving oneself a facial; (cumming on ones face) resulting in pink eye.
2. putting on ones boxers backwards. the end result is one freaking out when one has to pee and one can not find the hole in which to take ones penis out to pee.
jose is the epitome of perfection. he is also the epitome of perversion. he has been known to be the bestest boyfriend ever, although, i wouldnt know. thats just what i heard on the street ;] he is Nicaraguan and hes a faggot. he likes to watch porn everyday and jerk off to my pictures. he loves to make love to a pikachu. he has the coolest mom in the world. shes 100000000000000 times better and cooler than he is, which is saying alot :]
he plays guitar like a faggot.
he likes it when you call him "boo-bee"
The End.
"brooooo. im pulling a jose! :|"
"dude, that guy TOTALLY pulled a jose"
"jose, stop being such a perv"
See
