Pulling A Toper

What is Pulling A Toper?

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Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!

Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

See shart, fart, shit pants, toper

1.

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!

Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

See shart, fart, shit pants, toper
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