Pumpkin In Pants

What is Pumpkin In Pants?


1.

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

See bif, butt in front, camel toe, camel nose, tool shed

1.

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

See bif, butt in front, camel toe, camel nose, tool shed


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