Pumpkin Positive

What is Pumpkin Positive?


1.

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.

"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"

"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"

"Clearly pumpkin positive"

See dumb, darwin award, stupid, thick, idiot

1.

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.

"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"

"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"

"Clearly pumpkin positive"

See dumb, darwin award, stupid, thick, idiot


18

Random Words:

1. To utterly destroy an opponent in a way that both legendary in scope and humiliating to the opponent's few surviving descendents. ..
1. A term used to emphasise the hurried nature of your request. "Fucking sort it out quick sticks you cunt" See hurry, quick, p..
1. A friend who always insists on being picked up when the others are going somewhere. Even if it is out of their way. Frank: Hey man, we..