Punch 'em Poker

What is Punch 'em Poker?


1.

A form of poker created in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada that is played when chips are non-existant. Played in the same format as Texas Hold 'Em, each player is dealt 2 cards. The 5 Community cards are dealt and whichever player has the winning hand recieves a punch in the arm from every other player. Caution, this game is for people that are slightly retarded only.

"I fucking hate punch 'em poker!"

-Mark Lorentz

2.

A variation of Texas Hold 'Em which invloves no skill at the game of poker or poker chips. Cards are dealt and the winner recieves a furry of punches from all other players. After a player wins 3 hands they recieve 5 punches, after 6 wins 10 punches and after 9 wins 15 punches. After 9 wins the player is out of the game.

"Fuck, I'm never playing punch 'em poker again" - Denis Lanno

See texas hold 'em, poker

3.

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

See Mike Jones

1.

A form of poker created in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada that is played when chips are non-existant. Played in the same format as Texas Hold 'Em, each player is dealt 2 cards. The 5 Community cards are dealt and whichever player has the winning hand recieves a punch in the arm from every other player. Caution, this game is for people that are slightly retarded only.

"I fucking hate punch 'em poker!"

-Mark Lorentz

2.

A variation of Texas Hold 'Em which invloves no skill at the game of poker or poker chips. Cards are dealt and the winner recieves a furry of punches from all other players. After a player wins 3 hands they recieve 5 punches, after 6 wins 10 punches and after 9 wins 15 punches. After 9 wins the player is out of the game.

"Fuck, I'm never playing punch 'em poker again" - Denis Lanno

See texas hold 'em, poker

3.

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

See Mike Jones


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