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when you don't feel like getting out of the car to ring a doorbell because you're italian and lazy (like me), so you just toot..
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The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in t..
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Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
Patrick and John went dick to dick..