What is Punxsutawney Gopher Punch?
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While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
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While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
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