What is Punxsutawney Gopher Punch?


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While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

See fuck, sex, dick, rodent, shadow

1.

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

See fuck, sex, dick, rodent, shadow


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