Purity Ring

What is Purity Ring?


1.

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

See hypocrisy, christianity, jonas brothers, sex, fucking

2.

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.

Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..

Sally: Yeah and..

Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-

Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!

Nicky and Sally: What?

Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!

Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.

Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-

Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?

Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..

Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.

Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.

Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.

Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?

Nicky and Sally walk away.

Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.

See jonas brothers, christianity, premarital sex, miley cyrus

3.

A sex act in which a large group of women (7+) all get naked and lie in a circle on the floor, all facing inward and in the same direction (clockwise or counter). They all then proceed to perform cunnilingus on one another. Meanwhile, a group of men position themselves behind the women and proceed to engage in anal sex with the inner ring of women. This continues until all involved parties have been satisfied.

Jane: "Wow, Church is fun, but gosh am i horny!"

John: "Hey, you know you need to preserve your virginity so you can stay pure for your future husband! So how about a purity ring instead?"

See jonas brothers, sex, marriage, chastity, rusty trombone, purity, virginity, abstinence

4.

A ring that is a reminder to you and to God that you will stay pure till marriage; Abstinence until marriage.

The Jonas Brothers! Nick Jonas has a purity ring that says 'poned' and Joe has one with a cross on it.

See jonas brothers, nick, joe

5.

A ring that signifies postponing sexual involvement until marriage.

Guy: Wanna do it?

Girl: No! Didn't you see my purity ring? I'm saving myself for marriage!

See purity, ring, marriage, sexual

6.

a ring that someone wears to make a promise to not have sex before they are married.

The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their respect for girls and to promise not to have sex before they are married.

See marriage, sex, rainbow, jonas brothers, sexy

1.

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

See hypocrisy, christianity, jonas brothers, sex, fucking

2.

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.

Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..

Sally: Yeah and..

Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-

Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!

Nicky and Sally: What?

Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!

Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.

Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-

Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?

Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..

Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.

Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.

Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.

Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?

Nicky and Sally walk away.

Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.

See jonas brothers, christianity, premarital sex, miley cyrus

3.

A sex act in which a large group of women (7+) all get naked and lie in a circle on the floor, all facing inward and in the same direction (clockwise or counter). They all then proceed to perform cunnilingus on one another. Meanwhile, a group of men position themselves behind the women and proceed to engage in anal sex with the inner ring of women. This continues until all involved parties have been satisfied.

Jane: "Wow, Church is fun, but gosh am i horny!"

John: "Hey, you know you need to preserve your virginity so you can stay pure for your future husband! So how about a purity ring instead?"

See jonas brothers, sex, marriage, chastity, rusty trombone, purity, virginity, abstinence

4.

A ring that is a reminder to you and to God that you will stay pure till marriage; Abstinence until marriage.

The Jonas Brothers! Nick Jonas has a purity ring that says 'poned' and Joe has one with a cross on it.

See jonas brothers, nick, joe

5.

A ring that signifies postponing sexual involvement until marriage.

Guy: Wanna do it?

Girl: No! Didn't you see my purity ring? I'm saving myself for marriage!

See purity, ring, marriage, sexual

6.

a ring that someone wears to make a promise to not have sex before they are married.

The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their respect for girls and to promise not to have sex before they are married.

See marriage, sex, rainbow, jonas brothers, sexy


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