Purty Scale

What is Purty Scale?


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the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)

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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)

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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

See purty, purdy, scale, pretty

1.

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)

>>>>

>>>

>>>>

(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)

>>>

>>>>

>>>

1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

See purty, purdy, scale, pretty


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