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when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back togethe..
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When one is infatuated with a girl, only to find out she is a lesbian.
I was lesmerized by the brunette with the attractive triangle ta..
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In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has alre..