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adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM
i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel..
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When you need a shit, but don't go to the toilet straight away - instead you hold it in until when you do finally go to the toilet ..
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Used among upper class twits. When you're so pissed on fine fine booze it is impossible to cum.
"It's okay Tarquin, we&a..
