Put A Ring On It

What is Put A Ring On It?


1.

to promise something as an engagement/wedding ring symbolizes promises.

Rochelle: Are you going to call me?

Fred: You Bet. Put a ring on it.

Rochelle: Alright

Henry: Our basketball team is gonna lose this year

Greg: Not with me on the team

Henry: Man,

Greg: Trust, Put a ring on it

See promise, ring, trust, truth, rings

2.

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."

-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."

Brad: "Why, what's going on?"

Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."

Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"

Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"

Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."

Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' toput a ring on it?"

Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."

Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the gamethe hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."

Brad: "Word."

See marry, ball and chain, ring, the wife, Nick D

1.

to promise something as an engagement/wedding ring symbolizes promises.

Rochelle: Are you going to call me?

Fred: You Bet. Put a ring on it.

Rochelle: Alright

Henry: Our basketball team is gonna lose this year

Greg: Not with me on the team

Henry: Man,

Greg: Trust, Put a ring on it

See promise, ring, trust, truth, rings

2.

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."

-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."

Brad: "Why, what's going on?"

Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."

Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"

Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"

Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."

Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' toput a ring on it?"

Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."

Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the gamethe hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."

Brad: "Word."

See marry, ball and chain, ring, the wife, Nick D


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